Deserve ain't got nothing to do with it.

This song popped back into my head after about a decade. 

It’s Juvenile’s anthem, HA. Remember it? It made all the difference to us. When we listened to it, we listened to it right: on the two shit-rigged 6x9’s in the back of my 1982 Carolla wagon.  

When I heard the lyrics, I realized that he was on to something…

You know how to use a triple beam ha 

Shit ain’t hard as it seems ha 

You keep your body clean ha 

You got a lot of girbaud jeans ha 

You’re right, Juvie - shit ain’t hard as it seems. Just end EVERY SINGLE LINE with ha. We can all rap now, just like we can all be in the game. Instant ryhmes. Instant hit. Instant lifechanger for a 16 year old whitekid:

You got a trespassing charge ha 
That dick got hard ha 
When you were looking at them little broads ha